crystalindulgence: I hate how if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she’s considered a slut, but if a guy does the exact same thing, he’s ‘gay’
insert-fandom-reference-here: potatoesaresex: meggannn: alibabakun: we’ve all read a fanfic that was so disturbing it changed ur life DA FUQ
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
gayerthanjew: i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top
cr0ssbones: godtie: do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there” me my whole life
sexidance: somedays when i’m disappointed in humanity, i think about mariah carey’s hatred of jennifer lopez and it brings a smile to my face.
gohn-jegbert: have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people
nerdlyme: You gonna throw up or are you gonna smile? Hands down one of my favorite bloopers from one of my favorite shows. This is snort-laugh worthy you guys.
lohanthony: the fact that there was an explosion at the boston marathon and the marathon was dedicated to the sandy hook shooting makes me beyond pissed
allmymetaphors: this whole thing in boston is making me really anxious i cant wrap my mind around the fact that there are REAL people out there who could kill or hurt innocent strangers that just blows me away it makes me sick i am sending good vibes to the entire city of boston and to anyone impacted by the entire ordeal wow what a crazy time to exist
swagony: wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas